Whatsa matter?

Someone recently came to this site via a search for "Joe Dolce Scientologist".

Oh come on, you are surely KIDDING!

Though come to think of it, it would make a ghastly kind of sense.

Whatsa matter you? Hey!
Joined a strange new cult.
Auditing my engrams, Hey!
Get a great result.
Soon I will be clear, lord of time and space
Ah, shuttuppa your face.

Oh, hang on. Wrong Joe Dolce.

I think.