Green Peugeot 106, reg. L806LRC. A car not apparently fitted with ashtrays as the driver blatantly dropped at least two clear plastic wrappers out of his window this evening, as I drove home behind him, before he turned left in Steventon.
If I'd remembered to top up the hidden machine guns, he would be a burning wreck right now.
I always imagine my car has a host James Bond-esque gadgets in these situations: roof mounted machine guns, headlamp rocket launchers, attack drone aircraft launched from the boot, and of course, a handy recycling device for all the trash I pick up along the way. Almost makes you want to get a Hummer, except that two clear plastic wrappers seems neglible compared to the extra petrol you'd use...
ReplyDeleteI passed the the ideal going-away car for the wedding the other day. A stretch Hummer ... Best Beloved says no, though.
ReplyDeleteA stretch Hummer! I can picture it now: 'Just married' scrawled across the back, with empty oil barrels clattering on chains behind...
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