My fortune:
"Prepare yourself for the futureI'd have said the future will become tomorrow, myself, but what do I know.
Tomorrow will become the future"
My manager's fortune is a little less mystical:
"Help, I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory."Long-term readers will of course recall that I am a snake dominated by wood and a seducer of human beings. Check out your own Chinese nature here.
I had the following in my last fortune cookie (at the Honey Tree in Morecambe):
ReplyDelete"British Telecom have made an error on your account. You will get a rebate."
I thought that was admirably specific. I am still waiting though.