Don't let's be beastly to the Germans

From (for some reason) the Sydney Morning Herald:

"German holidaymakers will be able to indulge their love of naturism by taking to the skies nude on special flights being launched this year, a travel company said today."

Apparently:

"The flights are aimed specifically at former East Germans, nicknamed "Ossis" in German, who feel nostalgic for the naturism that was authorised and extremely popular under communist rule."

Yes, one more nail in the coffin for Communism. And a mental image even more horrifying than sweaty, naked Germans with dangly bits: sweaty, naked Germans with dangly bits making an emergency landing ... escape chutes ... friction burns ...

Noel Coward was of course right:

"Though they gave us science, culture, art, and music to excess,
They also gave us two world wars and Dr Rudolf Hess."

And now, naked airlines.

Finally, ten questions to ask yourself before taking up the offer.