Things I learnt on honeymoon

1. Wedding rings tap against the gear stick when you change gear.
2. Without your glasses, "Eliot The Mill on the Floss" looks like "Enjoy The Mice on the Floor"
3. You don't miss writing. At all.
4. Cornish moths aren't like their Oxford brethren, choosing to stay on the wall when you turn the light off. They come and join you in bed.
5. Truro Cathedral is bent.
6. Leaving your wedding is like going backstage after a show. Weddings usually end when the couple go away. When you are the couple, you're in new untrodden territory.
7. One good turn gets most of the duvet.

Some, all or none of these may be elaborated on in future posts.