At least, that's what I will tell them when I get there, which apparently I am going to do.
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score |
---|---|
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very High |
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | High |
Level 2 (Lustful) | Low |
Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Very Low |
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very Low |
Level 7 (Violent) | Low |
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Low |
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Very Low |
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
I may also mention (when I get there) that Article XXII of the Church of England calls Purgatory "a fond thing vainly invented, and grounded upon no warranty of Scripture; but rather repugnant to the word of God." On second thoughts, rather than risk making enemies I should probably check first: having reached Purgatory, can you slip back? Or is it like one of the guaranteed levels on Who Wants to be a Millionaire: you might not get any more but you won't get any less?
Let's hear it for grace.
Oh bugger. I got sent to the city of Dis. And I was on my best behaviour and everything.
ReplyDeleteI'd say the three infernal furies don't know what they're in for.
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