The Internet Movie Database reports that Macaulay Culkin and his girlfriend were holidaying in Haifa when Lebanese rockets hit the town. Shame on you for thinking what I bet you just thought.
The couple have since returned to the US. "We went to the beach, and there were tons of jellyfish," said Culkin - a native of the continent that gave us the black widow, the rattlesnake and poison ivy - "so we figured that even the sea was dangerous."
Yes, Mac, the Middle East is basically out to get you. Maybe now you've gone, things will settle down.
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