Never a frown

I enjoy listening to Wogan on the morning drive in but I wish someone would tell him there's one joke that's been done to death. Yes, Tel, thanks, we all know that the names of the present Chancellor of the Exchequer and one of the Stranglers's greatest hits are very similar. We don't need the joke every time you play it.

Anyway, one is a blatant advertisement for recreational drug use and the other is a wistful, slightly offbeat ditty led by a harpsichord.