Tuesday, October 09, 2007

The wait of centuries is over

Wars have been fought, people have died at the stake over the correct language for reading the Bible.

St Jerome? John Wycliffe? Amateurs. A project is underway to translate the Bible into lolcat.

See if you can guess which verse this is:
"So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?'"
There are sound reasons why Ceiling Cat = God, but this is a family blog so do your own Googling.

If you don't know what lolcat is, commence your edumacation here. kthxbai

3 comments:

  1. Sounds fantastic to me, I'm betting almost a third of the psalms translate directly to "Halp!"

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  2. Indeed.

    1. Halp!
    2. O hai Ceiling Cat
    3. Hug tiem nao?
    4. Kthnxbai

    - should be a pretty generic template.

    119 would be interesting.

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  3. that's hilarious! (reading the job 1 page your link reccommended to me).

    '17. And thens a more diffranter mans cam to told Job a mesege. "Sum Chaldean dudez took ur rinoceroseseses and killd moar servnts and only i got wai."'

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