I've always felt that pubs etc that insist on putting mint and condom vending machines side by side in the gents are asking for trouble. Ha!Ha! goes one step further and sells mints and condoms from the same machine. Which is really playing with fire.
"Well, love, I got us ... um ... uh ... some really nice mints."
It also amuses me that one of these products is labelled "easy on". As opposed to ...?
As opposed to 'quite hard to tell if it's inside out or not', maybe? Some of them are anything but easy on, especially if it's dark and you're drunk (which is probably the case if you're using a condom bought in a pub toilet).
ReplyDeleteSo easy on I can see the point of. Lager and lime flavoured ones, as found in certain pubs in Lancashire, I really don't.
I was actually thinking of "easy on" as opposed to "hard". Hmm, one more reason to dislike lager and lime.
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