I've always felt that pubs etc that insist on putting mint and condom vending machines side by side in the gents are asking for trouble. Ha!Ha! goes one step further and sells mints and condoms from the same machine. Which is really playing with fire.
"Well, love, I got us ... um ... uh ... some really nice mints."
It also amuses me that one of these products is labelled "easy on". As opposed to ...?