Monday, December 12, 2005

Quit fauning, Tumnus

Things I learnt from watching The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe yesterday:
  • Evil witches have the best style and biggest hair. Said hair can double in volume overnight if battle is looming and we need to look good.
  • In Narnia as elsewhere, you send in your air support first to pave the way for the infantry.
  • Nasty, near fatal gut wounds don't show even the slightest drop of blood.
  • If you fall over in snow wearing nothing but pyjamas and a dressing gown, you don't try to brush it off.
  • Wolves talk like American gangsters. Beavers talk cockney, and look cute in chainmail.
  • You can run from Father Christmas but you can't hide.
And one unanswered question: who were Tumnus's presents for?

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