Silver linings

The emergency services have quite enough on their plate at the moment, but even so, it's fun listening to some of the time-wasting calls they've been getting.

Marvel at:

• the woman who is a bit psychic and thinks a friend will have an accident
• the man who can't get his pound coin back from the supermarket trolley
• the woman complaining about not being able to hear the TV due to her neighbour's noisy engine
• the man worried that a hedgehog with its head stuck in a pot noodle pot is going to be run over

And more.

If only they would network. The psychic lady could have told the bloke with the trolley not to waste his money. TV lady could go out and rescue the hedgehog instead. And so on.