- Him: have you ever played any RPGs?
- Me: yes, I was in a couple at university.
- Him: oh, I didn't think the computers could do that back then.
- Him: can your laptop take flash drives?
- Me: no, the USB port doesn't work.
- Him: [blank stare] then how do you get data off it?
But for truly advanced tech you can't beat this notice on the door of the canteen.
I actually want to be there at 6.45 to see exactly who beams down, and how it interferes with the hot food.