Showing posts with label Chinese astrology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chinese astrology. Show all posts

Monday, February 11, 2008

Make a fortune

Happy Chinese New Year! A little belated as apparently it was last week, but our resident Chinese co-workers only got round to handing out fortune cookies to everyone today.

My fortune:
"Prepare yourself for the future
Tomorrow will become the future"
I'd have said the future will become tomorrow, myself, but what do I know.

My manager's fortune is a little less mystical:
"Help, I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory."
Long-term readers will of course recall that I am a snake dominated by wood and a seducer of human beings. Check out your own Chinese nature here.

Monday, February 19, 2007

A Snake dominated by Wood

Which sounds a little rude, but I didn't invent the Chinese zodiac. Anyway, happy Chinese new year. Read all about it at http://www.chinese-astrology.co.uk/.

I was apparently born in the Year of the Snake:
"Snakes have always been the seducers of human beings ... Snake people are born charming and popular. Snakes are spotlight magnets, and they will not be ignored. Peer group attention and public recognition are the least of what he expects."
Darn tootin' (seducers of human beings? Aren't there laws against any of the alternatives?), and it gets better. I am also dominated by the Wood element:
"Those born in the years dominated by the Wood element are people of high morals and great confidence. They know the intrinsic value of things and are apt to appreciate all that they have."
Well, that's us Aquarians to a T.