The BBC news site, under "Entertainment", has "Paris Hilton is sent back to jail". Indeed, it doesn't get much more entertaining than that.
It makes sense. The four walls of an empty jail cell seal off about 100 square feet of real estate that serves no purpose at all. Paris Hilton serves no purpose at all either. Both are complete wastes of space but, by combining them, we have effectively just one waste of space, a 50% reduction. And the great thing is, this combined single waste of space stays in one place so you can easily avoid it.
The American justice system is not perfect but in this case I'm all for it.
Everything you say is true. But can you imagine what it's going to be like when she's released. There'll be and 'auto'biography. Infinite talk show appearances where she says how humbled she has become, smile sweetly at camera two etc etc. Everyone will love Paris again.
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