We got a nice piece of junk mail today exhorting us to join the Arts & Heritage Club, which apparently offers coach trips to West End shows and the like. It's signed by, and accompanied by a nice photo of, Sheridan Morley.
Who died last month. Honestly, people, get with the programme.
Unless it's a cunning way of implying it was Morley's dying wish for us to join the Arts & Heritage Club? A tad heavy on the moral pressure, perhaps.