Can I just say that if all UK air traffic has to be grounded due to the presence of a vast cloud of volcanic ash in the skies above us, the least it could do would be to look exciting? You'd think? Something vaguely glowy, looming and pyroclastic, maybe? Huh?
However, Best Beloved did recently spend 6 days in Sweden and I'm very glad the volcano waited to blow until she was back.
In completely unrelated news, but it saves me doing a separate post: from the Department of How Do You Solve A Problem Like the 5-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique, what the world needs more of is kung fu nuns. Oh, yeah.