Hello, world

I just thought I'd announce that at some point today the planet will have orbited the sun exactly 44 times since I first opened my mouth, took a deep breath of fresh Northern Ireland air and howled my protest at being evicted from my nice warm home of the last nine months. We're shortly off to see Slumdog Millionaire, which is probably something we'd have done anyway but for the sake of argument is officially the Birthday Treat.

In other news, Far Frozen North CID have been in touch again; there are a further 12 eBay accounts linked with the gentlemen under investigation and it's thought he may have profited by about £50k over the last three years. That's a lot of Galactica boxsets.